First singlish poem :
Preparing for school
Early in d morning 6am
Oi oi wake up liao le la!
Mummy ask u get outta bed
Get change get bag get ready!
Wahlau mummy go away!~
I still wan to orh orh leh!!
See la my dreamland sayonara
All your fault for waking me up
Uncle what time liao still wanna talk
Diam diam go and wash your face
Never heard of caning izzit?
Wait til i take it out then u know!
Ok mummy u win u win
I out of bed liao happy now?
Shoo shoo lemme brush my teeth
Put all the colgate on ur face! *mua haha*
Evil boy u never die before izzit?
Dare to throw toothpaste on me
Faster go and get ready
While I get ur bread and milk
Mummy Mummy dunwan la
Bring bread go school let people laugh
Later they say i MAMA BOY
Very the paiseh one u know?
Ah boy guaii dun lidat..
Let mummy make bread let you eat
People laugh nevermind
You got eat can already
Ah boy faster come out leh!
Mummy go down wait for you
Get the car ready first
Den u dunnid to waste time waiting
Sian la go school go school..
Mai leh mama i dunwan
Go dere only sleep sleep nia
Lidat stay at home better
Before i cane you faster come
Machiam everytime must threaten
Dun threaten 1 day like will die
Watch out hor u little boy
K la k la u win la
Everytime oso lidat one..
OK OK COMING LIAO
DUN BRING CANE ALREADY LA!
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This poem talks about a little bit more rude kid talking to his mum after getting out of bed. He obviously is a kid who doesn't like school so much. Hope this poem allows you to laugh~ gimme comments about it ya? =D I await for words to be on my tag board! Lemme know if i should continue with singlish poems as an occasional laughter ^^
