Midst Of His Poems

EXAM

"Class, you have an exam
next thursday. Please study
for you exam! I do not wish to
see any failures."
By Order
Mr Tan(Discipline Master)

------------------------------------

Exams exams exams again
Sorry cher but my brain's bursing
With all the exams given to me
Please la ! How to study like this?

Every week got at least 1 test
Every term got at least 1 exam
Siao ar cher u think we what?
Human? Robot? Or labourers?

People who work do at most 12 hours
Students who study machiam no need break
As if weekend is the only recess
Nowonder students always complain

Sometimes still got surprize test
Shock the whole class until chaos come
Some people got heart attack leh please
If they die how cher u say?

Please la exam fever not very fun
People 40 degree already screaming help
You still make exam fever
Wan come for our songka izzit?

Aiyah teacher dun sabo
Machiam our lives is for fun
Happy test Happy exam
Like our time is no need play

Please cher give us less exam
1 less exam equals lesser marking things
Lidat you rest we oso rest
At least dunnid to be gan cheong =D

So hope cher you think twice today
Let us learn with lesser pressure
Dun everyday say TEST TEST TEST
Or else cher.. Sure got suicide story !

-James-

This poem is specially wrote to those who are feeling the stress of test and exams. Hopefully through this poem you'll be able to feel less stress (especially those taking national exam this year). And yes, its true that I'm feeling very annoyed about the fact that I'm receiving alot of news about teachers giving us test once every 2 weeks or lesser. Hope this poem helps to bring your "fever" down!

My First Salary =)

January 14 my first tuition
Giving out with my best effort
Only wanting to do well
To see the kid's results become good

Day by day i go down
All the way to give tuition
Like a part of my life i do well
Just to see my kids results

Maths and science i give to you
Homework i want it back to me
Better do it I tell you
Else your mummy will cane you !

The day of payment has arrived
I went down giving tuition again
But today something new came
And my accounting skills was put to test

At the end of day i get my pay
Suddenly the place becomes bright to me
Money money here i come
Hurray! That's all i can say =D

Now that I've received money
I know that I must do better
To teach the kids maths and science
And make sure they get good results =D

-James-

This is just a little poem to celebrate my first salary after giving tuition for a month ! Hurray ! hahas =) Anybody with brothers or sisters who are 10 and below but needs tuition for maths english or science? come find me ^^ just a taggie on d board and i'll come after you ! hah !

To my gan mei mei Josephine who turned 16 this year

Happy birthday to you
You're older again
Its the sweetest 16
I'm happy for you =D

Now that you're older
Hope that you're more matured
So that when people see you
They'll be impacted

Its O level this year
But don't stress yourself
Play hard Study hard
Dun be unbalance~

Kor now wishes you
Happy birthday sincerely
Be of good health
And blessed with miracles ahead =)

Enjoy 04/02 always
Becuz its your birthday
Let this be your present
From kor kor to mei mei ^^

-James-

This is delicated to my Josephine mei.. she's grown up again ! Let's all wish her happy birthday ya? =DD takkare all !

MiStAkE

A tiny pain
A shatter of fear
A costal of sweat
All running my tears

What was I thinking
What did I do
Why did I say that
Oh crap I never should have

I'm sorry for being weak
I'm not strong enough
But for you I'll grow
Again to be strong

I failed you this time
I'll learn to pass
I made mistakes now
But its not forever

Truthfully I wanna tell you
What i should have
But over an over amount of pressure
CRAP ! Its over .

What should i do now
Oh please help me
I wanna go to you
But there's a fear in me

But now that I've learnt my mistake
I won't do it again
I'll try this once more
For my future's sake..

-James-

This poem talks about a guy who did a terrible mistake. It was so horrible that it screwed up his future. Do not ask me what he've done. But yup.. For his own future , he braved himself up and is willing to try again. Life is just like that.. when trouble comes, dun worry. Be steady , or you'll be sorry. If there's a need to say something , go ahead . Til then, enjoy this poem =)